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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    In this context, believe means: think it's a good idea and would support it. (I was going to mansplain to Julie, but thought I'd take the riskier option )
    I was just being a PITA and not serious so you're welcome to pick my response

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      Some advice, dancehall style:

      Mi just ah think, we cyan a guh roun’ and touch touch people like we used to. Then me link wid one of my G dem - and you know da likkle supm deh weh we ah rub off big finga? Mi seh dah hail deh now, it haffi guh cut out. Because dis nuh good fi we health, right now. Right deh so now, di song pop inna mi head, like yow, we need fi hail wid we foot enuh.
      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        So just how old is Farage?


        Asking for a friend.


        qh
        He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

        I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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          Ocado website just now:

          You are in a virtual queue

          Please wait here - don’t close or refresh this page.

          You are position 10743 of 10837. Your wait time will be more than two hours.
          I already have a slot, but I just want to edit an order

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            A current mortality rate of 3.56 (of confirmed cases) in the UK. Though the ACTUAL amount of cases (of infections) in the UK is said to exceed 10,000, which would bring the mortality rate to below 0.55.

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              Stop shopping at Amazon!

              Amazon: Staff told to work overtime as virus spikes demand - BBC News

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                The more cases get reported, the lower the death rate is. When Switzerland announced a further 300 cases on Sunday, the death rate immediately dropped from 1% to 0.6%. I for one was relieved. We just need more people to be infected for the death rate to drop even lower.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  The more cases get reported, the lower the death rate is. When Switzerland announced a further 300 cases on Sunday, the death rate immediately dropped from 1% to 0.6%. I for one was relieved. We just need more people to be infected for the death rate to drop even lower.
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    scary footage from wuhan

                    Liveleak.com - Live footage of Wuhan

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                      Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                      So you are saying you believe in eugenics?
                      What does eugenics have to do with survival of the fittest? One is an ideology, the other is a totally natural process of nature that every species (including us) has lived under.

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