HamsterKauf

[Old Greg]

High acuity care.............for sniffles, a cough, and a raised temperature in the overwhelming number of cases?

As long as we are not swamped with too many panic-stricken dimwits we'll be just fine.

The flu kills far more and we cope with that every year.

Stop flapping you fooking bedwetter! Grab your comfort blanky and calm down.

QED

[scooterscot]

Finally some medication for those greedy shoppers....

[Andy2]

This virus is effing flying AIDS
maybe the chinese scientists tried to combine flu and HIV
HIV & Ebola-Like Mutations Suggest Coronavirus Leaked From a Lab

[NotAllThere]

This virus is effing flying AIDS
maybe the chinese scientists tried to combine flu and HIV
HIV & Ebola-Like Mutations Suggest Coronavirus Leaked From a Lab

It's an op ed piece in a gaming site trying to be similar to CNN. By a bloke call William Ebbs

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I've looked at some of his other articles. I think he's safe to ignore.

[Old Greg]

Well it was this guy

Wirral dentist is the North West's best | Wirral Globe

Seems to know what he is talking about.

Any update from your dentist on the pandemic?

[vetran]

Stop showing off about how posh you are. My better half loves houmous but I've placated her by having some tins of chickpeas at the back of the food cupboard. I've managed to convince her that I can actually make houmous with some kitchen gadgets and a bit of wizardry. I'm rather hoping I never get called into action, as she is likely to end up with something resembling lemon and garlic flavoured mush that might just pass as vomit. It won't so much have a use-by date as a half-life.

Actually making it fresh is actually best , just like pesto.

Shocking what you can do with a hand blender.

[Mordac]

Actually making it fresh is actually best , just like pesto.

Shocking what you can do with a hand blender.

I've never heard it called that before...

[DoctorStrangelove]

Actually making it fresh is actually best , just like pesto.

Shocking what you can do with a hand blender.

Before or after the hand sanitiser?

Just askin' like.

[Zigenare]

Actually making it fresh is actually best, actually just like actual pesto.

Shocking what you can actually do with an actual hand blender.

Gratis.

[original PM]

Any update from your dentist on the pandemic?

Nah not get next appointment until mid April - I imagine it will be all over by then.