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'My husband and I have 90 minutes alone together each week'
My wife and I spend 9 to 10 hours a day alone together.
Uses veggie instead of vegetable. I generally understand veggie to mean vegetarian. At least, I hope that's not how she's using it. "The kids love pizza and it uses up the last bits of cheese and veggies in the fridge."
It's not normal to round up. They're lying to her.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation! -
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Well if you got a crack on and didn't make such a song and dance about it...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThat 89 minutes longer than I get. And I am still expected to perform. Twice.Comment
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Then I could do it 3 times like you?Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWell if you got a crack on and didn't make such a song and dance about it...Comment
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Mind you, I have heard it said that NLUK and PC can manage 4 times.....Originally posted by Zigenare View PostIndeed.
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This is totally true.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostAll you need is compatible insanityComment
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She's an Aussie. Explains muchOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post'My husband and I have 90 minutes alone together each week'
My wife and I spend 9 to 10 hours a day alone together.
Uses veggie instead of vegetable. I generally understand veggie to mean vegetarian. At least, I hope that's not how she's using it. "The kids love pizza and it uses up the last bits of cheese and veggies in the fridge."
It's not normal to round up. They're lying to her.Comment
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