BTW, don't try putting dynamite in your sack, unless you want to blow the bloody balls off.
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Are all contractors dynamite in the sack?
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But what if it's not?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostUnless it's the truth.
Just because you think something is true doesn't mean you have to say it.
'Kinell. Have a heart. It's Christmas [emoji8]If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcasticallyComment
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Self-important dweebs who conflate their day rate with their impressiveness.
Contractors more likely to PAY to be told they're dynamite in the sack... all those nights away and currency to burn.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I was on a contractor accomodation site last week and I noticed there was a buddy up page where you could post your details for a house share. There were a number young buxom ladies with pouting pictures looking for a buddy with comments like "would consider sharing a room" and "looking for some fun". I guess they're not talking about bunk beds and a night in playing monopoly.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSelf-important dweebs who conflate their day rate with their impressiveness.
Contractors more likely to PAY to be told they're dynamite in the sack... all those nights away and currency to burn.Comment
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It could be worse. It could be SM and WTFH singing as a duet!Originally posted by vetran View PostComment
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Most contractors are more likely to be spending their evenings arranging the tins in their cupboards into alphabetical order.Originally posted by mb31 View Posta night in playing monopoly.Comment
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ones like you pair, yesOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostMost contractors are more likely to be spending their evenings arranging the tins in their cupboards into alphabetical order.
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Some of you have to wait until your support workers drop round in the morning.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMost contractors are more likely to be spending their evenings arranging the tins in their cupboards into alphabetical order.Comment
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