Are all contractors dynamite in the sack?

[Zigenare]

No I really do think you are a cock, slight difference, easy for the addle-minded to get confused

Well judging by the amount of attention you're paying me I should be flattered - however and I know this will difficult for you to accept, I don't swing that way.

Try GJABS, he's going through his experimentation phase.

[Martin Bank Holiday]

Put it this way, I've never had a problem getting a bit of crumpet but once I turned to this contracting lark, it seemed all I needed to do was walk into a pub and the panties would metaphorically start fluttering to the ground like the leaves of the spreading chestnut tree at the bottom of my garden on a windy autumn's day

[Mordac]

Where's Mary Poppins when we really need her...?

[mb31]

I've updated the opening post with the latest survey results.

[Old Greg]

Where's Mary Poppins when we really need her...?

Asleep on top of a permie in a provinicial Travelodge.

[NotAllThere]

Is it pantomime season?

Yes. I think it is.

[Scruff]

Yes. I think it is.

Oh no, it isn't...

[NotAllThere]

Is the Dame in panto being played by a man the same ethically as Justin Trudeau blacking up?

[mb31]

I posted a similar thread on the bipolar forum earlier this year and got a large response, mostly from females discussing feedback from partners.

On here it's a bunch of middle aged men talking nonsense and something about pantomime to distract from the question.

I must be getting to that age where we stop having sex otherwise I wouldn't be more interested in reading this.

[NigelJK]

Rookie mistake to expect anything more than a panto in General.