Can I expense an uber to the police station

[FIERCE TANK BATTLE]

Got a call earlier, automated voice said I am under investigation by HMRC due to unpaid tax, and that I must press 1 to speak with an operator, otherwise a warrant will be issued for my arrest.

I'm just wondering if I can expense my journey to the police station to hand myself in.

Worst case, I get arrested walking out of clientco to the maserati I paid with my ill gotten gains, but the silver lining is I can use my one phone call to ask my accountant.

[TestMangler]

Got a call earlier, automated voice said I am under investigation by HMRC due to unpaid tax, and that I must press 1 to speak with an operator, otherwise a warrant will be issued for my arrest.

I'm just wondering if I can expense my journey to the police station to hand myself in.

Worst case, I get arrested walking out of clientco to the maserati I paid with my ill gotten gains, but the silver lining is I can use my one phone call to ask my accountant.

Best idea is to press 1 and speak to an operator. Trust me, your mobile network provider will thank you !!

[sal]

I was too busy when I got the call and missed the chance to have some fun with the available options

[Lance]

I got an SMS from HMRC telling me to get my tax refund I should click the URL in the message.
What should I do?

[original PM]

They must be monitoring this forum as they have asked me to get you to post your credit card details on here so they can sort it out.

[NotAllThere]

I got an SMS from HMRC telling me to get my tax refund I should click the URL in the message.
What should I do?

Send it to FIERCE TANK BATTLE. It could use it to pay off plod when they come to arrest him.

[BrilloPad]

Press 1. Then blow the whistle you keep by the phone.

[Old Greg]

I got an SMS from HMRC telling me to get my tax refund I should click the URL in the message.
What should I do?

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