Fecking Daffodils

[Troll]

are shooting up out of the ground - did someone cancel Winter?

[Back In Business]

I think so. According to the Met:

"For the rest of the winter, the Met Office continues to forecast that near- or above-average temperatures are the most likely outcomes. However, there is still an indication that the UK could experience an increase in the number of cold snaps with some snowfall, later in January and at times through February. "

[DimPrawn]

Global Warming

If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.

HTH

[pisces]

If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.

HTH

They have to justify fuel tax rises and PAYG driving somehow. They are hardly going to say "Sorry we wasted your money on perks and fighting the brownies and now you have to pay us back"

[Back In Business]

It's not called global warming anymore - now it's "climate change". When you have a theory that doesn't quite fit the facts, change the name of the theory.

Speaking of which, what ever happened to that hole in the Ozone layer?

[Troll]

Well I'm orff to cut my hedges /mow the lawn - make hay while the sun shines

[DaveB]

We've got clouds of midges in the front garden this morning, thought the little buggers wern't supposed to come out till april/may

[Troll]

I think so. According to the Met:

"For the rest of the winter, the Met Office continues to forecast that near- or above-average temperatures are the most likely outcomes. However, there is still an indication that the UK could experience an increase in the number of cold snaps with some snowfall, later in January and at times through February. "

Well I think they have covered all their options there:
Temp could be average
Temp could be above average
Could be cold in Jan
Could be cold in Feb

Rocket Science

[DimPrawn]

The Ozone layer has been stolen by terrorists, but don't worry, bird flu will get them!

[wendigo100]

Or necrotising fasciitis.