Originally posted by DimPrawn
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Originally posted by TrollDidn't the country have a rash (sic) of Necrotising Faciitis back in the 1980's
Yep, I got it in '85.
Doctor said it would eat 2lbs of ugly fat every 24 hrs. 'You should start to worry somtime in 2010'
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Didn't the country have a rash (sic) of Necrotising Faciitis back in the 1980's
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The Ozone layer has been stolen by terrorists, but don't worry, bird flu will get them!
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Originally posted by Back In BusinessI think so. According to the Met:
"For the rest of the winter, the Met Office continues to forecast that near- or above-average temperatures are the most likely outcomes. However, there is still an indication that the UK could experience an increase in the number of cold snaps with some snowfall, later in January and at times through February. "
Temp could be average
Temp could be above average
Could be cold in Jan
Could be cold in Feb
Rocket Science
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We've got clouds of midges in the front garden this morning, thought the little buggers wern't supposed to come out till april/may
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Well I'm orff to cut my hedges /mow the lawn - make hay while the sun shines
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It's not called global warming anymore - now it's "climate change". When you have a theory that doesn't quite fit the facts, change the name of the theory.
Speaking of which, what ever happened to that hole in the Ozone layer?
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Originally posted by DimPrawnIf we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.
HTH
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Global Warming
If we have a warm winter - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in winter - Global Warming.
If we have a short winter - Global Warming.
If we have a long winter - Global Warming.
If we have a warm spring - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in spring - Global Warming.
If we have a short spring - Global Warming.
If we have a long spring - Global Warming.
If we have a warm summer - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in summer - Global Warming.
If we have a short summer - Global Warming.
If we have a long summer - Global Warming.
If we have a warm autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a cold snap in autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a short autumn - Global Warming.
If we have a long autumn - Global Warming.
HTH
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I think so. According to the Met:
"For the rest of the winter, the Met Office continues to forecast that near- or above-average temperatures are the most likely outcomes. However, there is still an indication that the UK could experience an increase in the number of cold snaps with some snowfall, later in January and at times through February. "
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Fecking Daffodils
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