Do i need to tweak the 2 larger controls first, or can I just go straight to the little pink button to turn it on?
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What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?
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Could you pass me a screen wipe please? I need to wipe something off BR14's face and it's not his smile.Comment
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oops, I made a wrong entry."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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BAUD?
GET
ATTENTION
FLASH
Handshake ON
OK
PULSE
TOUCH
WAIT
CONNECT
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REVERSE
RAM, RAM, RAM
QUIET MODE"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Take it out and plug it in again, does that work for you?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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