What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

**GhostofTarbera** · 16 December 2019, 11:21

Can your mate cleanup my splunk log, I love to watch

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**NotAllThere** · 16 December 2019, 15:47

The colour's not right.

**Zigenare** · 17 December 2019, 06:07

I'm too old for this tulip!

**BrilloPad** · 17 December 2019, 09:11

Its better when its free.

**DealorNoDeal** · 17 December 2019, 09:46

Your worst nightmare.

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**SimonMac** · 17 December 2019, 10:21

WYSIWYG

**vetran** · 17 December 2019, 10:47

thats done now we need to schedule it daily...

It didn't work this morning, its just too big!

do you think the wife believes I was working late?

**d000hg** · 17 December 2019, 18:17

I can't wait to get home to the family.

**SimonMac** · 17 December 2019, 21:20

This time next week we will both be replaced by bobs

**greenlake** · 17 December 2019, 22:58

Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

This time next week we will both be replaced by bobs

Indeed....

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