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    #11
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    yep it gets sore after 10 hours!
    Well ask him to use a better lube. Do you get sore knees too?
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #12
      Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
      Long time deed, can’t imagine shagging same person for 40 years - Jesus wheeps for people who do


      Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
      I think the problem with marriage is you don't end up shagging anyone for 40 years.

      If you do, and get caught, then that's where divorce comes in

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        #13
        Originally posted by BABABlackSheep View Post
        I think the problem with marriage is you don't end up shagging anyone for 40 years.

        If you do, and get caught, then that's where divorce comes in
        Marry a bi-sexual. I did. The only problem with having two women is they will natter for ages before getting down to action.

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          #14
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Youth of today - no stamina.

          hey Granddad you need to show some enthusiasm!

          Lying there laying 'give it to me baby' ain't going to cut it.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post
            Well ask him to use a better lube. Do you get sore knees too?

            ah the voice of experience, different experience obviously - I like girls!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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