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Well ask him to use a better lube. Do you get sore knees too?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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I think the problem with marriage is you don't end up shagging anyone for 40 years.Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View PostLong time deed, can’t imagine shagging same person for 40 years - Jesus wheeps for people who do
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If you do, and get caught, then that's where divorce comes in
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Marry a bi-sexual. I did. The only problem with having two women is they will natter for ages before getting down to action.Originally posted by BABABlackSheep View PostI think the problem with marriage is you don't end up shagging anyone for 40 years.
If you do, and get caught, then that's where divorce comes in
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
Youth of today - no stamina.
hey Granddad you need to show some enthusiasm!
Lying there laying 'give it to me baby' ain't going to cut it.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostWell ask him to use a better lube. Do you get sore knees too?
ah the voice of experience, different experience obviously - I like girls!Comment
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