Poo tastic

[NigelJK]

Fracking will create a huge earthquake wave of investment

FTFY

[sasguru]

FTFY

Early dementia?

[tomtomagain]

Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

Almost certainly a Brexiter.

Almost certainly made up.

Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.

[BrilloPad]

Almost certainly made up.

Thats what I thought.

Pictures or it did not happen.....

[sasguru]

Almost certainly made up.

Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.

I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.

[tomtomagain]

I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.

Probably not.

People sleep with all sorts of odd things under and around their beds. For example crystals and dream-catchers.

Maybe sleeping with a turd under your bed is a cure for bad-waiter-service-syndrome?

[Paddy]

Exactly what is beautiful?


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I have joyful memories of tavernas, drinking Metaxa, getting sloshed and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

[BABABlackSheep]

.. and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

Michael Jordan or Tom Brady?

[xoggoth]

Knossos - Wikipedia

Went last year - disappointing as most of it is fake:

http://suzyguese.com/ruined-ruins-th...-with-knossos/

Not been to anywhere else in Greece for a few decades but I like walking and Northern Crete was crap for that. Unless you like crowded beaches, restaurants, bars etc., avoid it.

PS And never saw the Minotaur. Maybe that's fake too.

[BrilloPad]

picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

It could have been worse. You could have taken NLyUK back....