Poo tastic

[Old Greg]

Yes if you like Blackpool


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Best you stick to what you know.

[ladymuck]

So Tarbie is on a Thomas Cook holiday? Oh that's made my day

[sasguru]

That's what I like about CUK. There's an endless stream of contenders for Village Idiot of the Year. It's like "Whack a mole".

[sasguru]

I’m out in Greece at the moment - the good lady likes sun bathing and such - I last 25 mins before I head to the bar

So bar is full of Thomas cook people , one chap says he did a poo 3 days ago under his mattress, so that if they ask him for additional money or chuck him out / the poo will get them back

I asked him if they asked for more money

No he said - flys backs in 4 days


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Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

Almost certainly a Brexiter.

[Gibbon]

Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

Almost certainly a Brexiter.

Yep, a remainer would be happy to lie in tulip for the rest of his life, good spot!

[BrilloPad]

Best you stick to what you know.

Blackpool is soon to be improved. Fracking will create a huge earthquake and it can only go uphill.

I suppose I had a good day when I visited Blackpool when the kids were younger. I don't think I could stay overnight though.

[sasguru]

Yep, a remainer would be happy to lie in tulip for the rest of his life, good spot!

Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
Cretin.

[Old Greg]

Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
Cretin.

I do miss prawn cocktail crisps.

[Gibbon]

Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
Cretin.

Ouch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.

[sasguru]

Ouch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.