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[vetran]

I have joyful memories of tavernas, drinking Metaxa, getting sloshed and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

shame the police didn't press charges we could have made a film about it - the Men who shag goats I wonder if George Clooney is free?

[BrilloPad]

picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

It could have been worse. You could have taken NLyUK back....

[xoggoth]

Knossos - Wikipedia

Went last year - disappointing as most of it is fake:

http://suzyguese.com/ruined-ruins-th...-with-knossos/

Not been to anywhere else in Greece for a few decades but I like walking and Northern Crete was crap for that. Unless you like crowded beaches, restaurants, bars etc., avoid it.

PS And never saw the Minotaur. Maybe that's fake too.

[BABABlackSheep]

.. and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

Michael Jordan or Tom Brady?

[Paddy]

Exactly what is beautiful?


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I have joyful memories of tavernas, drinking Metaxa, getting sloshed and picking up a goat and taking it back to the hotel room.

[tomtomagain]

I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.

Probably not.

People sleep with all sorts of odd things under and around their beds. For example crystals and dream-catchers.

Maybe sleeping with a turd under your bed is a cure for bad-waiter-service-syndrome?

[sasguru]

Almost certainly made up.

Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.

I don't think you're getting into the spirit of this.

[BrilloPad]

Almost certainly made up.

Thats what I thought.

Pictures or it did not happen.....

[tomtomagain]

Sorry couldn't help asking. So he's been sleeping with his poo under the mattress for 3 days. And has to carry on for 4 more days?

Almost certainly a Brexiter.

Almost certainly made up.

Surely if you were prepared to leave your faeces under a mattress you'd leave your deposit on the last day?!

Also if they don't ask him for more money then he has to clean up a 7 day old crap.

[sasguru]

FTFY

Early dementia?

[NigelJK]

Fracking will create a huge earthquake wave of investment

FTFY

[sasguru]

Ouch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.

[Gibbon]

Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
Cretin.

Ouch! That really hurt, please try and moderate your language.

[Old Greg]

Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
Cretin.

I do miss prawn cocktail crisps.

[sasguru]

Yep, a remainer would be happy to lie in tulip for the rest of his life, good spot!

Yeah its been awful to be part of the EU these last few decades, don't know how we survived. Oh the oppression and the gulags
Cretin.