Odds of Mudskipper winning Countdown this year.

[mudskipper]

I watched countdown when mudskipper was on - but all I saw was a dark grainy figure of a fat bald naked guy with his dong in his hand

Then I discovered my tv was switched off and that was my reflection


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I know Tarby well enough to confirm that this story is probably true...

[xoggoth]

You obviously turn him on then MS. Just not his TV.

[mudskipper]

You obviously turn him on then MS. Just not his TV.

Aye, his TV has higher standards than him

[vetran]

Aye, his TV has higher standards than him

Most things do! Welcome to CUK where you hit bottom and keep digging.

[OwlHoot]

Watched countdown a couple of weeks ago with mudskipper on it.

The questions were really difficult, and she's obviously one of those sickening people who can romp through a Times crossword, writing out the answers as fast as she can read the clues!

[NotAllThere]

Years ago, I had a contract that was highly paid, but there wasn't much to do. The client was aware of this but didn't want to let us go for various reasons. To pass the time, a group of us started attempting the Times cryptic crossword. It only took a couple of months to get quite good at it and be able to finish it most times. I can't do it quite so quickly now as I'm out of practice, but at one time I was able to attempt the Listener Crossword. Those can be quite tough.

[MarillionFan]

Oooo! Oooo! When are you on?

I applied years ago, but never got on :-(

[Zigenare]

Oooo! Oooo! When are you on?

I applied years ago, but never got on :-(

There may be a couple of reasons for that...

You're thick and about as photogenic as a baboon's arse!

[BrilloPad]

There may be a couple of reasons for that...

You're thick and about as photogenic as a baboon's arse!

Apprentice would be a far better show for MF.

And for this weeks task, contestants have to pick some tat to sell in a shop in mid summer. One contestant has got some sledges to sell.....

[mudskipper]

Oooo! Oooo! When are you on?

I applied years ago, but never got on :-(

It's been and gone.

You can catch up here from 19 April.

dailymotion.com/playlist/x69f1r

Brief reappearance end of June for finals, but unlikely to be hanging around long in such talented company!