Petty things that annoy you.....

[Lance]

people talking with great authority about a subject they know very little about.

[Old Greg]

and dog owners

and people from bearsden

and expats who refer to 'we' a lot when they've already deserted.

i'm sure i'll find some more

Dullards who overuse the emoji.

[GhostofTarbera]

Daily scum meetings - pointless waste of time


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[DimPrawn]

Daily scum meetings - pointless waste of time


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Agile.

We produce some crap quickly just so we can close a user story, but we will improve it next sprint!

[Old Greg]

Agile.

We produce some crap quickly just so we can close a user story, but we will improve it next sprint!

Epics.

[BrilloPad]

people talking with great authority about a subject they know very little about.

So most posts on CUK then.

[Old Greg]

So most posts on CUK then.

To your credit, you make no pretence at authority.

[Big Blue Plymouth]

Maybe ask for a non-takeout cup, one of the porcelain variety, and smuggle that out of the shop. And as long as you are intending to bring it back later in, it technically isn't theft.

It might be harder with tea though - getting a teapot out from the shop might be a little trickier..

That won't work here. I'll immediately be "challenged" by a smug permie for a health and safety transgression. Uncovered cups are not to be carried on the stairs

[vetran]

people talking with great authority about a subject they know very little about.

don't go to the sub forum there be monsters!

[vetran]

Agile.

We produce some crap quickly just so we can close a user story, but we will improve it next sprint!

how I feel most user stories (sarcastic mode)