Bacon causes Cancer

[NotAllThere]

We will get you for much longer. If you had a snip 20 years ago, your children are grown up(assuming you have children).

Children are some of the most stressful things out there. Well at least mine are.

Stress is inherited. You get it from your children...

Got 3 kids and a grandson. The stress and worry never goes away.

[greenlake]

The Bible says "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die".

When the Battle of Armageddon begins, I'll be ready....

[DimPrawn]

Pig brains partially revived four hours after death - BBC News

Bit of a bugger when their bodies are already in a bacon sandwich.

[Paddy]

Everything causes cancer.

The secret us everything in moderation.

Life causes cancer.

[vetran]

All processed meats cause cancer.

So does smoking, UV radiation (sunlight), alcohol consumption and being overweight.

ohh crud..

add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.

[Mordac]

ohh crud..

add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.

You won't make a very good example though...

[Zigenare]

You won't make a very good example though...

Example of what?

[DoctorStrangelove]

ohh crud..

add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.

Muff diving certainly does.

[Old Greg]

Not true.

Oral, cervical and anal cancers can be caused by sex.

David Cameron has penile cancer. But that may be bacon related.

[DimPrawn]

So MF should have died from cancer 5 years ago?

Well, he has been lucky with his health so far. He shouldn't get too complacent.