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DoctorStrangelove replied

19 April 2019, 08:13
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Zigenare replied

19 April 2019, 02:12
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Right Grandad, outside...

That's the spirit!
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Mordac replied

18 April 2019, 22:11
Originally posted by BR14 View Post

ketchup eating moron

Right Grandad, outside...
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BR14 replied

18 April 2019, 18:34
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Peasant...

ketchup eating moron
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Mordac replied

18 April 2019, 16:42
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

FTFY - Gratis!

Let's make it more like the Br****…

Anyone who doesn't agree with me and my rules is thick as mince and obviously should not be permitted to breathe, let alone breed!

Zig - In "NotAllThere" mode!

Peasant...
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Zigenare replied

18 April 2019, 14:26
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Ketchup with sausages, brown sauce with bacon.

Them's the rules, deal with it...

FTFY - Gratis!

Let's make it more like the Br****…

Anyone who doesn't agree with me and my rules is thick as mince and obviously should not be permitted to breathe, let alone breed!

Zig - In "NotAllThere" mode!
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BrilloPad replied

18 April 2019, 12:44
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Ketchup with bacon, brown sauce with sausages.

Them's the rules, deal with it...

The rules. For odd people. Normal people have proper rules.

This could end up being more devisive than B****t.
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Mordac replied

18 April 2019, 12:23
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If you do, then you will live a long life. Well if it is not long, it will feel like it.....

Bacon sandwich with ketchup

Brown sauce is devil's excrement.

Ketchup with bacon, brown sauce with sausages.

Them's the rules, deal with it...
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DimPrawn replied

18 April 2019, 11:16
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

So MF should have died from cancer 5 years ago?

Well, he has been lucky with his health so far. He shouldn't get too complacent.
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Old Greg replied

18 April 2019, 10:14
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Not true.

Oral, cervical and anal cancers can be caused by sex.

David Cameron has penile cancer. But that may be bacon related.
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DoctorStrangelove replied

18 April 2019, 07:37
Originally posted by vetran View Post

ohh crud..

add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.

Muff diving certainly does.
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Zigenare replied

18 April 2019, 06:28
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

You won't make a very good example though...

Example of what?
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Mordac replied

17 April 2019, 22:21
Originally posted by vetran View Post

ohh crud..

add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.

You won't make a very good example though...
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vetran replied

17 April 2019, 21:14
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

All processed meats cause cancer.

So does smoking, UV radiation (sunlight), alcohol consumption and being overweight.

ohh crud..

add sex to that and I might as well become a monk.
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Paddy replied

17 April 2019, 20:33
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Everything causes cancer.

The secret us everything in moderation.

Life causes cancer.
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