The Bells

[BrilloPad]

Hope he's ok...

Who is that? I can't quite place them. Though their face rings a bell.

[darmstadt]

@darmstadt

Please just go away you disgusting individual, you are simply the mirror image of the very people you so complain about. Go and sit somewhere in a dark room and contemplate on why you so very much need a something wholesome to fill that void within your empty soul.

You too as we know that you agree with them which is why you are so annoyed in being outed....

[GhostofTarbera]

Surely the (Catholic?) Church had it insured?

!

Not covered for acts of god


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[Yorkie62]

Not covered for acts of god


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Acts of God no longer exist in any insurance policy only natural disasters. So was it a natural disaster or as being reported by the French Fire Services a result of the ongoing restoration work. Restoration is not a natural disaster.

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[DaveB]

Trump suggests water bombing...

Someone told him Water Boarding was really effective and he got confused.

[JohntheBike]

Hope he's ok...

apparently it is claimed that the cage that Lon Chaney wore in his role as the Hunchback of Notre Dame left him with a weakness which hastened his premature death.

[NigelJK]

Apparently the stained glass was one of the first to go. If they were doing the resto correctly they wouldn't be using modern materials/tools?

[GJABS]

"The Bells", on this occasion, being the sound of the fire alarm..

A few other crap jokes from my favourite jokes website on the subject:

You know when you see something on telly that makes you crave a particular food?.
Cathedral city on toast. Mmm.

Attempts to save Notre Dame look bleak, as the fire fighters have surrendered

Here's the church here's the stee- oh

A massive blaze erupted at the historic Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris today, sending the monument’s spire toppling to the ground.
The cause of the fire was not clear but officials say it could be related to a €7m renovation project that was underway.
Nobody's sure how insurance companies will resolve any financial claims, as all contracts appear to be Quasi legal.

Quasi , when you said you were getting together with an old flame, thought you meant Esmeralda ...

Dear American Newsreaders, Before you start, it's pronounced "not-tra-dam" Cathedral. Ok?

Who let Fred Dibnah into Paris?

Me mates just said " I bet Quasimoda has got the hump over the Notre-Dame cathedral fire". I said "you can't say that, it's not PC. You should have said "it's got his back up"

Ethmerelda, Can you thmell smoke?

I see Notre Dame is on fire.
I have a hunch I know who did it.

Those French fire engines are amazing. They have got 8 gears. 1 forward and 7 reverse.

[Mordac]

A few other crap jokes from my favourite jokes website on the subject:

Don't give up the day job...

[scooterscot]

Should probably be in 'Twat of the year' thread:

These people are evil. A full blown facist era sneaks up on you when no one is looking. Fascism does not come up rolling up in a tank, it starts with 'price' and a 'lusting' for the good ole days by idiots list this, before you know it, it's too late.