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Mind The Gash
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Mind The Gash
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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But did two come at once?Originally posted by SimonMac View Post -
Commuters looked on in horror?
I'd have looked on, but not in horror.
There's some good stuff in that court news:
Underpants mask made my robbery pants - Court News UKLast edited by xoggoth; 7 March 2019, 18:16.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Yeah mate but if you whacked away on your old man while she was rubbing the nub, there'd have been serious bovver!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostCommuters looked on in horror?
I'd have looked on, but not in horror.
There's some good stuff in that court news:
Underpants mask made my robbery pants - Court News UK


<--- and not in a good way!
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Leave his dad out of it.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostYeah mate but if you whacked away on your old man while she was rubbing the nub, there'd have been serious bovver!


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Disgusting it’s a women’s right to do what she wants with her body. Just another example of the patriarchy controlling women.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
In fact why isn’t there a women’s masturbation room. A safe place.Comment
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Sexist! what about transgender persons? And those with neutral, fluid gender?Originally posted by woohoo View PostDisgusting it’s a women’s right to do what she wants with her body. Just another example of the patriarchy controlling women.
In fact why isn’t there a women’s masturbation room. A safe place.Comment
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What with all this gender reassignment surgery, maybe one could have one's thingy relocated. Then you could be sitting there scratching your back and nobody would know what you were up to.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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She was on the Hammersmith and City line in order to reach the Fallopian TubeOriginally posted by SimonMac View Post"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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