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  • darmstadt
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    Christian YouTube preacher officially declares that masturbation is gay – DeadState

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Don't worry, men can be ******* too: Man seen in sex act on bus | The Argus
    Was it Boris Johnson tossing himself off on the old Brexit Bus?

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  • darmstadt
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    Don't worry, men can be ******* too: Man seen in sex act on bus | The Argus

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    That's because they are all on the Tube train watching just to be sure that they are really offended by the sight of a woman masterbating on the tube.
    "Sisters, are doing it for themselves..."

    She should've waited until International Wimmin's day!

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  • Yorkie62
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Where is she? All I can see in that picture is an empty platform!
    That's because they are all on the Tube train watching just to be sure that they are really offended by the sight of a woman masterbating on the tube.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Perhaps, as well as pigeons, they need "Do not feed the pony" signs too

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What with all this gender reassignment surgery, maybe one could have one's thingy relocated. Then you could be sitting there scratching your back and nobody would know what you were up to.
    There are plenty of dickheads already on this forum.

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  • Paddy
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    She was on the Hammersmith and City line in order to reach the Fallopian Tube

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  • OwlHoot
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    Where is she? All I can see in that picture is an empty platform!

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  • xoggoth
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    What with all this gender reassignment surgery, maybe one could have one's thingy relocated. Then you could be sitting there scratching your back and nobody would know what you were up to.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
    Disgusting it’s a women’s right to do what she wants with her body. Just another example of the patriarchy controlling women.

    In fact why isn’t there a women’s masturbation room. A safe place.
    Sexist! what about transgender persons? And those with neutral, fluid gender?

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  • woohoo
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    Disgusting it’s a women’s right to do what she wants with her body. Just another example of the patriarchy controlling women.

    In fact why isn’t there a women’s masturbation room. A safe place.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Yeah mate but if you whacked away on your old man while she was rubbing the nub, there'd have been serious bovver! <--- and not in a good way!
    Leave his dad out of it.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Commuters looked on in horror?

    I'd have looked on, but not in horror.

    There's some good stuff in that court news:

    Underpants mask made my robbery pants - Court News UK
    Yeah mate but if you whacked away on your old man while she was rubbing the nub, there'd have been serious bovver! <--- and not in a good way!

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  • xoggoth
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    Commuters looked on in horror?

    I'd have looked on, but not in horror.

    There's some good stuff in that court news:

    Underpants mask made my robbery pants - Court News UK
    Last edited by xoggoth; 7 March 2019, 18:16.

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