Caption Competition

[Old Greg]

Brains, brains, so hungry.

[PhiltheGreek]

I should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?

Lol, very good, i'll remember that one.

"A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."

Also a worthy effort - well done young scribe.

"I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"

Fiat 500? It's an armoured Range Rover you twat basket.

"That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"

Snigger

You can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.

She was more whiny than whinny, but the point stands. I'll send you a dictionary.

Someone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way

Second prize, a sterling effort.

What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.

First prize, an even more sterlinger effort.

"The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"

Oooh, historic gaffe reference - a Mention In Dispatches for you Sir. Stand a bit closer to the razor and greater things might be yours in future.

"Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."

Incorrect placement of comma ruined an otherwise valid point. Try harder next time.

"Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"

Hehe, it wasn't for the insurance mate, we can't afford the premiums any more.

Brains, brains, so hungry.

That's what you get for straying out of the sub-forum.

[vetran]

I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.

What do you mean I can't feck commoners?

[WTFH]

I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.

I find that hard to swallow.

[GreenMirror]

If only they knew you have youthful reptilian DNA so are safe to drive.

[GreenMirror]

Were you tailgating an Audi containing the recently married Meghan Markle?

Just because disposing of unwanted royals worked in 1997 does not mean it will work every time.