Caption Competition

[Paddy]

I should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?

 

[greenlake]

"A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."

 

[scooterscot]

"I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"

 

[LondonManc]

"That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"

 

[GreenMirror]

You can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.

 

[Yorkie62]

Someone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way

 

[Uncle Albert]

What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.

 

[SimonMac]

"The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"

 

[woohoo]

"Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."

 

[WTFH]

"Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"