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    Quote of the Year

    Originally posted by I just need to test it

    The answer, I feel, is contracting but for maybe six months per annum. That way I’ve a fifty-fifty chance of dying on my own toilet.
    Not appropriate to mention it in the original thread but this was QoTY for me.
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

    #2
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Not appropriate to mention it in the original thread but this was QoTY for me.
    Yes, it made me smile, but has a ring of truth about it too.

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      #3
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Not appropriate to mention it in the original thread but this was QoTY for me.

      Cojak has left the Building?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by greenlake View Post
          This has happened. Allegedly..
          Worker Dead at Desk for 5 Days - Urban Legends

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Yes, it made me smile, but has a ring of truth about it too.
            It would be bad form to die on the client's toilet, especially as you wouldn't be able to invoice for the aforementioned poo. Apologies for the lack of taste, but this is a contractor forum...

            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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