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To be honest £500 if I was doing nothing that week, I'd probably do it just to keep out of trouble.Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou can have this one.......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Are you any good at delivering projects that have 4 incapable PMs all running round in circles who like to change project dates on a whim and don't grasp the concept of "It should be possible in about 12-18 months", thinking that means "it will be done in 3 months"?
If so, sure, I'm up for a swap.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Yup but I try to escape every weekend then I wake up on Monday and much like ground hog day finding myself back in high barnetOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostThere's an outside?Comment
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Sounds like my current one. Maybe we have the same clientOriginally posted by WTFH View PostAre you any good at delivering projects that have 4 incapable PMs all running round in circles who like to change project dates on a whim and don't grasp the concept of "It should be possible in about 12-18 months", thinking that means "it will be done in 3 months"?
If so, sure, I'm up for a swap.Comment
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What on earth are you doing there??Originally posted by BlackCountryContractor View PostYup but I try to escape every weekend then I wake up on Monday and much like ground hog day finding myself back in high barnetComment
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As little as possible?Originally posted by BR14 View PostWhat on earth are you doing there??"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I think I have been to High Barnet. Once.
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Anyone else checking Urban Dictionary on this one?Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI think I have been to High Barnet. Once.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Funny enough there is nothing to do in High Barnet, unless you like doing ambulance spotting. That's a hobby I guess to pass timeOriginally posted by DaveB View PostAs little as possible?Comment
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