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Attached on a flight...
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Yep, and while we were up there, visited this place when it still had the original name: Hwange National Park - Wikipedia“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
MP *is* warm and cuddly, she's just small enough to put in your pocket.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd let's be fair........compared to MP, Lucretia Borgia came across as warm and cuddly!


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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostMP *is* warm and cuddly, she's just small enough to put in your pocket.
More of a marital aid than a marital partner
she is a Unicorn?
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostShowing your age, aren't you? (We're talking pre 1980 for the benefit of the teenagers).
True. They are still using some old metal in Africa, although most of the flights I've taken when there have been in 4-12 seaters in GA8s, 206s and 208s.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I beg your pardon?Originally posted by GJABS View PostGee, listening to people who don't have their own plane, nor EVEN a pilot's license.
Are you talking to me?
A "plane" will fly itself when in trim.
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A helicopter?Originally posted by Zigenare View PostI beg your pardon?
Are you talking to me?
A "plane" will fly itself when in trim.
I can fly something with far more "Jesus" bolts!
More money than sense.
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Is that like a Pilot Licence?Originally posted by GJABS View PostGee, listening to people who don't have their own plane, nor EVEN a pilot's license.
I'll stick with the 3-F adage (Not the FFF system of measurement). If it flies, floats or f...s, rent it by the hour.
And anyway, when you're hanging out the side of one with a compensation lens, it's hard to get a good shot of the wildlife if you can't afford someone to pilot you.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Was that what your lawyer said? "M'Lord, my client merely had his compensation lens poking out and the ladies should not have been alarmed".Originally posted by WTFH View PostAnd anyway, when you're hanging out the side of one with a compensation lensComment
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Originally posted by GreenMirror View PostWas that what your lawyer said? "M'Lord, my client merely had his compensation lens poking out and the ladies should not have been alarmed".
No, this is a compensation lens:
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