Oh Dear: Trouble at Mill, problems at home

[DS23]

cat flap lessons. catnip. ear plugs.

[SimonMac]

I married a crazy cat lady, there is no solution, if you make every accommodation possible to the cat it will still find a way to piss you off.

Best result I found was to kick the wife at 3am, swear at her and tell her to sort out that f&*3king cat or I will give it a hessian sack bath, we came to a compromise and she got another kitten.

[northernladuk]

I married a crazy cat lady, there is no solution, if you make every accommodation possible to the cat it will still find a way to piss you off.

Best result I found was to kick the wife at 3am, swear at her and tell her to sort out that f&*3king cat or I will give it a hessian sack bath,

I've met your lovely wife and as delightful as she is I'd suggest you've got this the wrong way round

we came to a compromise and she got another kitten.

Way to go girl.

[DimPrawn]

This is just one of many reasons never to own a cat.

My solution would involve a sack, some bricks and a trip to a deep lake.

[vetran]

This is just one of many reasons never to own a cat.

My solution would involve a sack, some bricks and a trip to a deep lake.

fine for the wife but what about the cat?

[ladymuck]

You do just have to ignore them unfortunately. They eventually get the message. Eventually.

[BlasterBates]

Ear plugs and ignore. Started wearing ear plugs after living next to an airport. You think a cat is loud!

Have to say though the pilots weren't bothered about me ignoring them, they never tired of unnecessarily revving their jet engines over the house.

[sbakoola]

If it bleeds, we can kill it

[WTFH]

Reverse psychology doesn’t work, which is a shame, cause you could tape up the flap lightly and they would then try to get in

[BR14]

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