Originally posted by SallyAnne
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The second from the left is the one who's veins collapsed, at first they thought she was having a heart attack. Bear in mind people who carry alot od subcutanious fat have fatty deposits on their hearts and can have heart attacks in their 30s.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Quality, sheer quality...Originally posted by Bagpuss
Some astounding revelations here folks:
Alice Duxbury
27, from Leicestershire, weighs 22 stones 8 lbs
Alice wants to get married but is afraid she won’t look good in her wedding dress.
Er no, I strongly suspect she'll look like an overgrown blancmange...
Stacey Pinnock
22, from East London, weighs 23 stones 8 lbs, dress size 28
She's never had a boyfriend and is unemployed. Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess (she can't fit into the seats at the moment).
Oh FFS. Nevermind not being able to fit in the seats - even a 747 would go into a roll if she strayed more than 6 inches from the centre aisle.
Adam Van Gogh
29, from Newcastle, weighs 22 stones 9 lbs
Adam wants people to see past his weight to see the man inside, but his wife's cooking – she even deep-fries lettuce – isn't helping!
Deep fried lettuce? He has no hope.
Vincent Youngman
24, from Brighton, weighs 31 stones 5 lbs
Vincent is an actor who's sick of being offered jobs because of his size and wants to be appreciated for his talent instead.
Okay now. I know nothing about acting, but can you act thin? I suspect not. You're an actor, you're fat = you play a fat character...
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Originally posted by BagpussThe second from the left is the one who's veins collapsed, at first they thought she was having a heart attack. Bear in mind people who carry alot od subcutanious fat have fatty deposits on their hearts and can have heart attacks in their 30s.
Yeah us fatties aren't stupid Baguss - we DO know that.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesQuality, sheer quality...
Some astounding revelations here folks:
Alice Duxbury
27, from Leicestershire, weighs 22 stones 8 lbs
Alice wants to get married but is afraid she won’t look good in her wedding dress.
Er no, I strongly suspect she'll look like an overgrown blancmange...
Stacey Pinnock
22, from East London, weighs 23 stones 8 lbs, dress size 28
She's never had a boyfriend and is unemployed. Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess (she can't fit into the seats at the moment).
Oh FFS. Nevermind not being able to fit in the seats - even a 747 would go into a roll if she strayed more than 6 inches from the centre aisle.
Adam Van Gogh
29, from Newcastle, weighs 22 stones 9 lbs
Adam wants people to see past his weight to see the man inside, but his wife's cooking – she even deep-fries lettuce – isn't helping!
Deep fried lettuce? He has no hope.
Vincent Youngman
24, from Brighton, weighs 31 stones 5 lbs
Vincent is an actor who's sick of being offered jobs because of his size and wants to be appreciated for his talent instead.
Okay now. I know nothing about acting, but can you act thin? I suspect not. You're an actor, you're fat = you play a fat character...

Thats just nasty EO - bet you picked on the fat kid at school aswell eh? To make yourself feel better no doubt.
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I was the fat kid at school, numbnutOriginally posted by SallyAnneThats just nasty EO - bet you picked on the fat kid at school aswell eh? To make yourself feel better no doubt.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoyA sprightly 48 year old mish-mash of wit, experience, and wisdom tightly crammed into a 200+ pound frame of ripcord steel and creamy pelt!

with a knob of butter
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesI was the fat kid at school, numbnut
Oh.
Damn you
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I was at uni. A mate who'd just shacked up with a new bird came back and they preceded to shag like rabbits. Then I heard a laugh.Originally posted by SallyAnneI think of all the stories we hear on this place, this is one that we need to hear about!!!

Turns out my mate had thrust a bit too hard and slipped out at the same time = "snapped penis".
He took a photo of it and showed us all (god knows why) and it was black/purple from end to tip (yes he was a white dude).
He didnt shag for a while.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneChest : <breaks arm looking at bra tag> 44F
No tulip I used to work at Mothercare (in the warehouse) and I once found a 46FF bra....it was taking the pish. I also found a 52A which I am 100% sure was for a tranvestite.Comment
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