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    #91
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Well I though I looked like the second one in (from the left) but from her stats, clearly I dont!

    Woo hoo - this is a good day for me (she says wonderring where the shortbread buscuits have all gone )
    The second from the left is the one who's veins collapsed, at first they thought she was having a heart attack. Bear in mind people who carry alot od subcutanious fat have fatty deposits on their hearts and can have heart attacks in their 30s.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #92
      Quality, sheer quality...

      Some astounding revelations here folks:

      Alice Duxbury
      27, from Leicestershire, weighs 22 stones 8 lbs

      Alice wants to get married but is afraid she won’t look good in her wedding dress.

      Er no, I strongly suspect she'll look like an overgrown blancmange...

      Stacey Pinnock
      22, from East London, weighs 23 stones 8 lbs, dress size 28

      She's never had a boyfriend and is unemployed. Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess (she can't fit into the seats at the moment).

      Oh FFS. Nevermind not being able to fit in the seats - even a 747 would go into a roll if she strayed more than 6 inches from the centre aisle.

      Adam Van Gogh
      29, from Newcastle, weighs 22 stones 9 lbs

      Adam wants people to see past his weight to see the man inside, but his wife's cooking – she even deep-fries lettuce – isn't helping!

      Deep fried lettuce? He has no hope.

      Vincent Youngman
      24, from Brighton, weighs 31 stones 5 lbs

      Vincent is an actor who's sick of being offered jobs because of his size and wants to be appreciated for his talent instead.

      Okay now. I know nothing about acting, but can you act thin? I suspect not. You're an actor, you're fat = you play a fat character...

      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #93
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        The second from the left is the one who's veins collapsed, at first they thought she was having a heart attack. Bear in mind people who carry alot od subcutanious fat have fatty deposits on their hearts and can have heart attacks in their 30s.

        Yeah us fatties aren't stupid Baguss - we DO know that.
        The pope is a tard.

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          #94
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          Quality, sheer quality...

          Some astounding revelations here folks:

          Alice Duxbury
          27, from Leicestershire, weighs 22 stones 8 lbs

          Alice wants to get married but is afraid she won’t look good in her wedding dress.

          Er no, I strongly suspect she'll look like an overgrown blancmange...

          Stacey Pinnock
          22, from East London, weighs 23 stones 8 lbs, dress size 28

          She's never had a boyfriend and is unemployed. Stacey wants to lose weight to get her dream job as an airhostess (she can't fit into the seats at the moment).

          Oh FFS. Nevermind not being able to fit in the seats - even a 747 would go into a roll if she strayed more than 6 inches from the centre aisle.

          Adam Van Gogh
          29, from Newcastle, weighs 22 stones 9 lbs

          Adam wants people to see past his weight to see the man inside, but his wife's cooking – she even deep-fries lettuce – isn't helping!

          Deep fried lettuce? He has no hope.

          Vincent Youngman
          24, from Brighton, weighs 31 stones 5 lbs

          Vincent is an actor who's sick of being offered jobs because of his size and wants to be appreciated for his talent instead.

          Okay now. I know nothing about acting, but can you act thin? I suspect not. You're an actor, you're fat = you play a fat character...


          Thats just nasty EO - bet you picked on the fat kid at school aswell eh? To make yourself feel better no doubt.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #95
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Thats just nasty EO - bet you picked on the fat kid at school aswell eh? To make yourself feel better no doubt.
            I was the fat kid at school, numbnut
            The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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              #96
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy
              A sprightly 48 year old mish-mash of wit, experience, and wisdom tightly crammed into a 200+ pound frame of ripcord steel and creamy pelt!

              with a knob of butter


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #97
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                with a knob of butter


                Coffee in keyboard again.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                  I was the fat kid at school, numbnut

                  Oh.

                  Damn you
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    I think of all the stories we hear on this place, this is one that we need to hear about!!!
                    I was at uni. A mate who'd just shacked up with a new bird came back and they preceded to shag like rabbits. Then I heard a laugh.

                    Turns out my mate had thrust a bit too hard and slipped out at the same time = "snapped penis".

                    He took a photo of it and showed us all (god knows why) and it was black/purple from end to tip (yes he was a white dude).

                    He didnt shag for a while.

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                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Chest : <breaks arm looking at bra tag> 44F


                      No tulip I used to work at Mothercare (in the warehouse) and I once found a 46FF bra....it was taking the pish. I also found a 52A which I am 100% sure was for a tranvestite.

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