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    #61
    Originally posted by Gibbon
    No just a naked sauna, the sex will come before to make sure I don't start pointing at things.
    Very wise!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #62
      Originally posted by Bagpuss
      Come on SA post hose vital stats, height, weight, bust, hips, waist etc
      Bugger off!

      Anyway, you'll all see my vital stats in 7 days time and they look much better through 10 pints than they do on a white background
      The pope is a tard.

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        #63
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Bugger off!

        Anyway, you'll all see my vital stats in 7 days time and they look much better through 10 pints than they do on a white background
        So you're saying you're a 10-pinter?
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #64
          Age : 39
          Height : 6ft 8"
          Waist : 40"
          Inside Leg : 36"
          Chest : 52"
          Neck : 18"
          Weight : 18 Stone

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            #65
            Originally posted by sasguru
            So you're saying you're a 10-pinter?

            Yeah probably

            I've never pretended to be hot!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #66
              You're on my ignore list Churchill, so you can say what you like.

              la la la la I can't hear you, la la la la la
              The pope is a tard.

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                #67
                Originally posted by Churchill
                Age : 39
                Height : 6ft 8"
                Waist : 40"
                Inside Leg : 36"
                Chest : 52"
                Neck : 18"
                Weight : 18 Stone
                Is your name Lurch?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #68
                  I used to be a bodybuilder, but I've let myself go a bit since then.

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                    #69
                    I don't know SA, we've all laid ourselves bare for you and you won't play along.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss
                      I don't know SA, we've all laid ourselves bare for you and you won't play along.
                      I was the first to give my BMI!!!

                      OK...stats to follow...

                      Age : 31 (and 363 days)
                      Height : 5ft 6 (without heels)
                      Waist : Size 20 - which probably means nothing to you lot.
                      Inside Leg : will remain hidden at all times.
                      Chest : <breaks arm looking at bra tag> 44F
                      Neck : just a normal girls neck.
                      Weight : 16 Stone
                      Last edited by SallyAnne; 12 December 2006, 15:22.
                      The pope is a tard.

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