CUK Age Survey

[Bagpuss]

ah but I noticed the other week the head was wobbling a lot while looking for kirk, I have a suspicion it's a dodgy suit and he's actually looking out through the chest shhhhhh

[To BI or not to BI?]

41


Happy birthday Xeno

[Xenophon]

41


Happy birthday Xeno

Thanks BI.

[sasguru]

Almost 50% in the 30-40 bracket. Most being high earners and being geeks, single male virgins with loads to spend on gizmos.

Wake up CUK admin. This demographic is an advertisers wet dream.

[Mordac]

37 (Genuinely thought I was still only 36, until I remembered what year this is. Have deduced the onset of mild Alzheimers is imminent.)
5'10"
12 and a bit stone
34 waist (was 32 until very recently )
Hair - starting to creep backwards, some distinguished-looking grey on the temples
Body - mostly in full working order, but journeys home after long drinking sessions do need some planning to incorporate toilet breaks, which never used to be the case. Starting to wonder if bladder enlargement surgery is available on the NHS. Last resort is a transplant, with the donor being an elephant.

[shaunbhoy]

Body - mostly in full working order, but journeys home after long drinking sessions do need some planning to incorporate toilet breaks, which never used to be the case. Starting to wonder if bladder enlargement surgery is available on the NHS. Last resort is a transplant, with the donor being an elephant.

Its nothing to worry about Mordac. I am the same and have put it down to the fact that my body, in liquid processing terms, has become far more efficient at interpreting input and decanting it appropriately, and now does it in a fraction of the time that was required when I was in my twenties.
However, what is alarming is that over the last 10 years or so it has exponentially extended the length of time taken to process foodstuffs with the result that there is now a considerable backlog in situ which has, for the most part, been temporarily stored around my midriff. I am sure that it is simply a short-term glitch though which is good, because to those that are unaware of this phenomenon, I can appear rather big-boned at times. Wouldn't want them thinking I was a salad-dodger or anything!

[Gibbon]

Almost 50% in the 30-40 bracket. Most being high earners and being geeks, single male virgins with loads to spend on gizmos.

Wish I'd stayed a virgin with my luck with women, then I could afford some geeky gizmos.

Stats

5'10''
33" waist
40" chest
12 st 7 -10lbs

Still in good working order and slightly larger than average.

[Gibbon]

Is that the Asian average , the Caucasian average , or the African average ...

My nickname at school was donkey, and yes it fits in both respects.

[Mordac]

Its nothing to worry about Mordac. I am the same and have put it down to the fact that my body, in liquid processing terms, has become far more efficient at interpreting input and decanting it appropriately, and now does it in a fraction of the time that was required when I was in my twenties.

Ever the optimist Shaun! Thanks for the reassurance - I thought I was on the way to full incontinence.

[sasguru]

My nickname at school was donkey, and yes it fits in both respects.

So you like carrots and are a bit thick. I see.