Why India has a Population Explosion

**bogeyman** · 8 December 2006, 17:11

penises that were shorter than international standards

I wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.

It can't be mH (milli-Holmes) as that is already used for a unit of inductance?

**hyperD** · 8 December 2006, 17:13

Originally posted by bogeyman

I wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.

I can't milli-Holmes (mH) as that is already used for inductance?

°Cock?

**bogeyman** · 8 December 2006, 17:16

Originally posted by hyperD

°Cock?

That could work as I suppose the majority of old Imperial penises were between 1 and 12 °Cock.

In the modern world of course, our cocks go up to 24.

**wendigo100** · 8 December 2006, 17:28

Originally posted by hyperD

°Cock?

Isn't that the angle of dangle?

**hyperD** · 8 December 2006, 17:38

Originally posted by wendigo100

Isn't that the angle of dangle?

I suppose we could have some sort of Beaufort stiffy scale:

Code:

0       Flacid                     Calm; smoke rises verticall.

1       Slight twitching        Direction of wind shown by
                                     smoke drift, but not by wind
                                     vanes.

2       Quivering                Wind felt on face; leaves
                                     rustle; ordinary vanes moved
                                     by wind.

3       Swaying                 Leaves and small twigs in
                                     constant motion; wind extends
                                     light flag.

4      Moderate rise           Raises dust and loose paper;
                                    small branches are moved.

5      Fresh root               Small trees in leaf begin to
                                    sway; crested wavelets form on
                                    inland waters.

6      Strong stiffy            Large branches in motion;
                                    whistling heard in telegraph
                                    wires; umbrellas used with
                                    difficulty.

7      Near vertical           Whole trees in motion;
                                    inconvenience felt when walking
                                    against the wind.

8      Raging horn             Breaks twigs off trees;
                                    generally impedes progress.

9      Severe hardon         Slight structural damage occurs
                                    (chimney-pots and slates removed).

10    Throbbing stalion      Seldom experienced inland; trees
                                    uprooted; considerable structural
                                    damage occurs.
11    Violent Tallywhacker Very rarely experienced;
                                    accompanied by wide-spread damage.

12    John Holmes            Hurricane

**ImNotFromIndia** · 8 December 2006, 18:00

Originally posted by Paddy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

You better start cutting down on your curry ...

**bogeyman** · 8 December 2006, 18:07

Originally posted by hyperD

- umbrellas used with difficulty.
- inconvenience felt when walking against the wind.
- generally impedes progress.

Glad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.

**hyperD** · 8 December 2006, 18:16

Originally posted by bogeyman

Glad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.

Well, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:

"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"

**bogeyman** · 8 December 2006, 19:28

Originally posted by hyperD

Well, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:

"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"

Rather too much information there HyperD!

Why India has a Population Explosion