I already thought that condoms came in three sizes: small, medium and bloody liar.
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One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.bloggoth
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You have two dicksOriginally posted by xoggothOne of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.
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I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!Originally posted by BuffoonYou have two dicks
Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"
Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh
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Shit, I remember that. I seem to recall that neither was very big.Originally posted by hattraI once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!
Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"
Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!Comment
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You just can't beat the British Sausage girls. Mind you, Shaunboy does regularly down his fruit veg stall.Comment
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