Reply to: Why India has a Population Explosion

[TheOmegaMan]

You just can't beat the British Sausage girls. Mind you, Shaunboy does regularly down his fruit veg stall.

[wendigo100]

I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!

Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"

Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!

Shit, I remember that. I seem to recall that neither was very big.

[hattra]

You have two dicks

I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!

Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"

Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!

[Buffoon]

One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.

You have two dicks

[xoggoth]

One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.

[Buffoon]

I already thought that condoms came in three sizes: small, medium and bloody liar.

[bogeyman]

Well, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:

"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"

Rather too much information there HyperD!

[hyperD]

Glad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.

Well, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:

"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"

[bogeyman]

- umbrellas used with difficulty.
- inconvenience felt when walking against the wind.
- generally impedes progress.

Glad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.

[ImNotFromIndia]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

You better start cutting down on your curry ...

[hyperD]

Isn't that the angle of dangle?

I suppose we could have some sort of Beaufort stiffy scale:

0       Flacid                     Calm; smoke rises verticall.

1       Slight twitching        Direction of wind shown by
                                     smoke drift, but not by wind
                                     vanes.

2       Quivering                Wind felt on face; leaves
                                     rustle; ordinary vanes moved
                                     by wind.

3       Swaying                 Leaves and small twigs in
                                     constant motion; wind extends
                                     light flag.

4      Moderate rise           Raises dust and loose paper;
                                    small branches are moved.

5      Fresh root               Small trees in leaf begin to
                                    sway; crested wavelets form on
                                    inland waters.

6      Strong stiffy            Large branches in motion;
                                    whistling heard in telegraph
                                    wires; umbrellas used with
                                    difficulty.

7      Near vertical           Whole trees in motion;
                                    inconvenience felt when walking
                                    against the wind.

8      Raging horn             Breaks twigs off trees;
                                    generally impedes progress.

9      Severe hardon         Slight structural damage occurs
                                    (chimney-pots and slates removed).

10    Throbbing stalion      Seldom experienced inland; trees
                                    uprooted; considerable structural
                                    damage occurs.
11    Violent Tallywhacker Very rarely experienced;
                                    accompanied by wide-spread damage.

12    John Holmes            Hurricane

[wendigo100]

°Cock?

Isn't that the angle of dangle?

[bogeyman]

°Cock?

That could work as I suppose the majority of old Imperial penises were between 1 and 12 °Cock.

In the modern world of course, our cocks go up to 24.

[hyperD]

I wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.

I can't milli-Holmes (mH) as that is already used for inductance?

°Cock?

[bogeyman]

penises that were shorter than international standards

I wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.

It can't be mH (milli-Holmes) as that is already used for a unit of inductance?