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You just can't beat the British Sausage girls. Mind you, Shaunboy does regularly down his fruit veg stall.
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Originally posted by hattraI once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!
Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"
Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!
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Originally posted by BuffoonYou have two dicks
Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"
Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!
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Originally posted by xoggothOne of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.
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One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.
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I already thought that condoms came in three sizes: small, medium and bloody liar.
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Originally posted by hyperDWell, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:
"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"
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Originally posted by bogeymanGlad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.
"Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"
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Originally posted by hyperD- umbrellas used with difficulty.
- inconvenience felt when walking against the wind.
- generally impedes progress.
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Originally posted by Paddy
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Originally posted by wendigo100Isn't that the angle of dangle?
Code:0 Flacid Calm; smoke rises verticall. 1 Slight twitching Direction of wind shown by smoke drift, but not by wind vanes. 2 Quivering Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind. 3 Swaying Leaves and small twigs in constant motion; wind extends light flag. 4 Moderate rise Raises dust and loose paper; small branches are moved. 5 Fresh root Small trees in leaf begin to sway; crested wavelets form on inland waters. 6 Strong stiffy Large branches in motion; whistling heard in telegraph wires; umbrellas used with difficulty. 7 Near vertical Whole trees in motion; inconvenience felt when walking against the wind. 8 Raging horn Breaks twigs off trees; generally impedes progress. 9 Severe hardon Slight structural damage occurs (chimney-pots and slates removed). 10 Throbbing stalion Seldom experienced inland; trees uprooted; considerable structural damage occurs. 11 Violent Tallywhacker Very rarely experienced; accompanied by wide-spread damage. 12 John Holmes Hurricane
Last edited by hyperD; 8 December 2006, 17:40.
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Originally posted by hyperD°Cock?
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Originally posted by hyperD°Cock?
In the modern world of course, our cocks go up to 24.
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Originally posted by bogeymanI wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.
I can't milli-Holmes (mH) as that is already used for inductance?
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