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  • TheOmegaMan
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    You just can't beat the British Sausage girls. Mind you, Shaunboy does regularly down his fruit veg stall.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by hattra
    I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!

    Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"

    Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!
    Shit, I remember that. I seem to recall that neither was very big.

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  • hattra
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    You have two dicks
    I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!

    Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"

    Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!

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  • Buffoon
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    Originally posted by xoggoth
    One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.
    You have two dicks

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  • xoggoth
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    One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.

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  • Buffoon
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    I already thought that condoms came in three sizes: small, medium and bloody liar.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Well, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:

    "Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"
    Rather too much information there HyperD!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    Glad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.
    Well, in the many clumsy attempts to recreate the once fashionable soixante-neuf, I've experienced factor 2:

    "Wind felt on face; leaves rustle; ordinary vanes moved by wind"

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    - umbrellas used with difficulty.
    - inconvenience felt when walking against the wind.
    - generally impedes progress.
    Glad I am not the only one to encounter these priapic difficulties.

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  • ImNotFromIndia
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    You better start cutting down on your curry ...

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    Isn't that the angle of dangle?
    I suppose we could have some sort of Beaufort stiffy scale:

    Code:
    0       Flacid                     Calm; smoke rises verticall.
    
    1       Slight twitching        Direction of wind shown by
                                         smoke drift, but not by wind
                                         vanes.
    
    2       Quivering                Wind felt on face; leaves
                                         rustle; ordinary vanes moved
                                         by wind.
    
    3       Swaying                 Leaves and small twigs in
                                         constant motion; wind extends
                                         light flag.
    
    4      Moderate rise           Raises dust and loose paper;
                                        small branches are moved.
    
    5      Fresh root               Small trees in leaf begin to
                                        sway; crested wavelets form on
                                        inland waters.
    
    6      Strong stiffy            Large branches in motion;
                                        whistling heard in telegraph
                                        wires; umbrellas used with
                                        difficulty.
    
    7      Near vertical           Whole trees in motion;
                                        inconvenience felt when walking
                                        against the wind.
    
    8      Raging horn             Breaks twigs off trees;
                                        generally impedes progress.
    
    9      Severe hardon         Slight structural damage occurs
                                        (chimney-pots and slates removed).
    
    10    Throbbing stalion      Seldom experienced inland; trees
                                        uprooted; considerable structural
                                        damage occurs.
    11    Violent Tallywhacker Very rarely experienced;
                                        accompanied by wide-spread damage.
    
    12    John Holmes            Hurricane
    Last edited by hyperD; 8 December 2006, 17:40.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    °Cock?
    Isn't that the angle of dangle?

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    °Cock?
    That could work as I suppose the majority of old Imperial penises were between 1 and 12 °Cock.

    In the modern world of course, our cocks go up to 24.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by bogeyman
    I wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.

    I can't milli-Holmes (mH) as that is already used for inductance?
    °Cock?

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  • bogeyman
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    penises that were shorter than international standards
    I wonder what the SI unit of measurement for penises is.

    It can't be mH (milli-Holmes) as that is already used for a unit of inductance?
    Last edited by bogeyman; 8 December 2006, 18:09.

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