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Why India has a Population Explosion

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    #11
    I already thought that condoms came in three sizes: small, medium and bloody liar.
    Drivel is my speciality

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      #12
      One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by xoggoth
        One of the penis enlargement emails I has recently said I would add 5" or my money back. Naturally I didn't fall for it. A 200% increase? pull the other one.
        You have two dicks
        Drivel is my speciality

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          #14
          Originally posted by Buffoon
          You have two dicks
          I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!

          Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"

          Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!
          Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh

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            #15
            Originally posted by hattra
            I once saw a TV program about a Mexican guy who literally had two dicks - the inteview was priceless (though the video was quite unpleasant)!

            Him - "Sometimes I use one, sometimes I use the other, and sometimes we use both"

            Her - "I am a good Catholic girl - I thought that every man was like this"!
            Shit, I remember that. I seem to recall that neither was very big.

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              #16
              You just can't beat the British Sausage girls. Mind you, Shaunboy does regularly down his fruit veg stall.

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