Alternatives to gun control.

**scooterscot** · 11 April 2018, 13:55

Hammer some nails through them. Rusty ones.

**stek** · 11 April 2018, 14:07

Ali G said make the bullets the wrong size

**vwdan** · 11 April 2018, 14:54

What a time to be alive!

**NotAllThere** · 11 April 2018, 15:03

Douglas Adam's Silasticarmourfiends primary school teachers were armed. Seems like an excellent plan.

**Hobosapien** · 11 April 2018, 15:06

<placeholder>In the quest to stop getting holes in his socks a boffin discovers a way of making the thinnest lightest bulletproof material and subsequently all school uniforms and youth clothing is made stab and bullet proof.

I predict it will be based on dried weetabix, the hardest substance known to man, who leaves the dishes unwashed.

Alternatives to gun control.