Alternatives to gun control.

[Hobosapien]

<placeholder>In the quest to stop getting holes in his socks a boffin discovers a way of making the thinnest lightest bulletproof material and subsequently all school uniforms and youth clothing is made stab and bullet proof.

I predict it will be based on dried weetabix, the hardest substance known to man, who leaves the dishes unwashed.

[NotAllThere]

Douglas Adam's Silasticarmourfiends primary school teachers were armed. Seems like an excellent plan.

[vwdan]

What a time to be alive!

[stek]

Ali G said make the bullets the wrong size

[scooterscot]

Hammer some nails through them. Rusty ones.

[clearedforlanding]

Better than the bucket of rocks I guess.

16 inch bats