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    Quick heads up

    Ladies and gennlemen, as we approach the witching hour I feel mindful of the fact that the clicks go forward tonight . There's a whole world of gundis out there.

    Judsy in case you'd forgotten
    Last edited by Pip in a Poke; 24 March 2018, 22:25.

    #2
    How many have you had?

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      How many have you had?
      Pardon?

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        #4
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        How many have you had?
        Not as many men as NLyUK but apparently she is a game girl!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Why was that tedious sockie unbanned?

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            #6
            I had forgotten. Watching BBC news while slurping breakfast and thought WTF? 9.15 already? Being OCD I just spent ages setting all my numerous clocks and watches. Even have one in my compost heap.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              I had forgotten. Watching BBC news while slurping breakfast and thought WTF? 9.15 already? Being OCD I just spent ages setting all my numerous clocks and watches. Even have one in my compost heap.
              Does the compost know it's got one hour less to turn into fertiliser?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post
                Pardon?
                Just assumed that, as you were having difficulty spelling, you were drunk. Sorry, didn't realise you edited the typos into your post.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Just assumed that, as you were having difficulty spelling, you were drunk. Sorry, didn't realise you edited the typos into your post.
                  Pardon?

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                    #10
                    Strike 2...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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