Blam and dast...

[Lost It]

That is exactly what happened to my MiL when she was over here from Ireland visiting for my son's birthday - she ended up staying with us for the best part of a year! She was treated at Salford Royal by one of the best Stoma Surgeons apparently. She still has a Stoma but seems generally well in herself. Her Stoma is called "Syd", what's yours called?

Douch bag.

[Zigenare]

Douch bag.

Rather utilitarian in your choice there...

[Gibbon]

I turn 66 on Monday 10th, I'm going to start drawing my pension (because why not) and I'm going to continue working until I can't get out of bed. Or my wife can think of a good reason why I shouldn't go to work.

That's my sentiment too, after surviving (for now) prostate cancer and kidney failure, I somewhere found I actually liked working. Well done you both for surviving and a top mental attitude. May you be working til a 100!

[Lost It]

I just figure if I don't I'll just put on weight, get diabetes, turn into a keyboard warrior or something.

[quackhandle]

Wow, Christ on a bike. Or a VFR.

To what you have been through and your descriptions of it all, I doff my cap.

qh

[ladymuck]

It's been a while since the last update...

[vetran]

It's been a while since the last update...

Indeed I had forgotten this thread, the rower is back for the weekend and I just nearly teared up. Stubborn old bugger. Lets hope OP is still making noise.

[edison]

Read some of the OP's experience earlier in the thread - that's given me the kick I needed to actually use the bowel cancer screening kit I was sent about six weeks ago that has sat in a drawer.

[Zigenare]

Read some of the OP's experience earlier in the thread - that's given me the kick I needed to actually use the bowel cancer screening kit I was sent about six weeks ago that has sat in a drawer.

You'll need practice crapping onto that little spoon!
Better to do it and find out sooner rather than later!

[vetran]

You'll need practice crapping onto that little spoon!
Better to do it and find out sooner rather than later!

you make a toilet paper hammock then stick it in and swirl. Figs are your friend.