Originally posted by Zigenare
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Originally posted by Lost It View Post
Douch bag.
Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Lost It View Post
I turn 66 on Monday 10th, I'm going to start drawing my pension (because why not) and I'm going to continue working until I can't get out of bed. Or my wife can think of a good reason why I shouldn't go to work.But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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I just figure if I don't I'll just put on weight, get diabetes, turn into a keyboard warrior or something.Comment
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Wow, Christ on a bike. Or a VFR.
To what you have been through and your descriptions of it all, I doff my cap.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIt's been a while since the last update...
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Read some of the OP's experience earlier in the thread - that's given me the kick I needed to actually use the bowel cancer screening kit I was sent about six weeks ago that has sat in a drawer.Comment
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Originally posted by edison View PostRead some of the OP's experience earlier in the thread - that's given me the kick I needed to actually use the bowel cancer screening kit I was sent about six weeks ago that has sat in a drawer.
Better to do it and find out sooner rather than later!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
You'll need practice crapping onto that little spoon!
Better to do it and find out sooner rather than later!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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