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    #71
    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post


    That is exactly what happened to my MiL when she was over here from Ireland visiting for my son's birthday - she ended up staying with us for the best part of a year! She was treated at Salford Royal by one of the best Stoma Surgeons apparently. She still has a Stoma but seems generally well in herself. Her Stoma is called "Syd", what's yours called?
    Douch bag.

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      #72
      Originally posted by Lost It View Post

      Douch bag.
      Rather utilitarian in your choice there...

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        #73
        Originally posted by Lost It View Post

        I turn 66 on Monday 10th, I'm going to start drawing my pension (because why not) and I'm going to continue working until I can't get out of bed. Or my wife can think of a good reason why I shouldn't go to work.
        That's my sentiment too, after surviving (for now) prostate cancer and kidney failure, I somewhere found I actually liked working. Well done you both for surviving and a top mental attitude. May you be working til a 100!
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #74
          I just figure if I don't I'll just put on weight, get diabetes, turn into a keyboard warrior or something.

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            #75
            Wow, Christ on a bike. Or a VFR.

            To what you have been through and your descriptions of it all, I doff my cap.

            qh
            He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

            I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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              #76
              It's been a while since the last update...

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                #77
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                It's been a while since the last update...
                Indeed I had forgotten this thread, the rower is back for the weekend and I just nearly teared up. Stubborn old bugger. Lets hope OP is still making noise.


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                  #78
                  Read some of the OP's experience earlier in the thread - that's given me the kick I needed to actually use the bowel cancer screening kit I was sent about six weeks ago that has sat in a drawer.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by edison View Post
                    Read some of the OP's experience earlier in the thread - that's given me the kick I needed to actually use the bowel cancer screening kit I was sent about six weeks ago that has sat in a drawer.
                    You'll need practice crapping onto that little spoon!
                    Better to do it and find out sooner rather than later!

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

                      You'll need practice crapping onto that little spoon!
                      Better to do it and find out sooner rather than later!
                      you make a toilet paper hammock then stick it in and swirl. Figs are your friend.

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