If your dog could talk....

**PhiltheGreek** · 12 January 2018, 20:53

Good job those corgi's can't talk - they'd be fecking billionaires with what they've seen.

**MrMarkyMark** · 12 January 2018, 21:08

FTFY

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

... what would it say to you?

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop moderating" the stress is too much for us both.....

**greenlake** · 12 January 2018, 21:13

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

**MarillionFan** · 12 January 2018, 21:23

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

... what would it say to you?

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....

I reckon his dog 'Please stop it, I don't want to play with those Balls!'

**BR14** · 12 January 2018, 22:36

If your dog could talk....

it'd be really weird.
i don't have a dog.
but they usually say 'ARFUR! ARFUR! or something like that

**Seahorse17** · 13 January 2018, 07:53

Sausages.

**Tonymustwearbriefs** · 13 January 2018, 09:17

My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

Sausages, he said!

**WTFH** · 13 January 2018, 09:50

Originally posted by Tonymustwearbriefs View Post

My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

Sausages, he said!

Why are you feeding your father to your dog?

**MrMarkyMark** · 13 January 2018, 10:33

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Why are you feeding your father to your dog?

He has no rolls of carpet left.

If your dog could talk....