If your dog could talk....

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BrilloPad replied

15 January 2018, 12:03
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Not true.

I don't think any cat has said anything other than "My food bowl is less than 90% full", "Leave me alone I have only had 23 hours sleep so far today", "Turn the heating up" and "If conditions don't improve I am going to find a new human slave to own".
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MrMarkyMark replied

13 January 2018, 10:33
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

Why are you feeding your father to your dog?

He has no rolls of carpet left.
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WTFH replied

13 January 2018, 09:50
Originally posted by Tonymustwearbriefs View Post

My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

Sausages, he said!

Why are you feeding your father to your dog?
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Tonymustwearbriefs replied

13 January 2018, 09:17
My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

Sausages, he said!
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Seahorse17 replied

13 January 2018, 07:53
Sausages.
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BR14 replied

12 January 2018, 22:36
If your dog could talk....

it'd be really weird.
i don't have a dog.
but they usually say 'ARFUR! ARFUR! or something like that
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MarillionFan replied

12 January 2018, 21:23
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

... what would it say to you?

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....

I reckon his dog 'Please stop it, I don't want to play with those Balls!'
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greenlake replied

12 January 2018, 21:13
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online
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MrMarkyMark replied

12 January 2018, 21:08
FTFY

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

... what would it say to you?

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop moderating" the stress is too much for us both.....
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PhiltheGreek replied

12 January 2018, 20:53
Good job those corgi's can't talk - they'd be fecking billionaires with what they've seen.
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BrilloPad started a topic If your dog could talk....

12 January 2018, 12:10
If your dog could talk....

... what would it say to you?

Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....
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