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Previously on "If your dog could talk...."

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Not true.

    I don't think any cat has said anything other than "My food bowl is less than 90% full", "Leave me alone I have only had 23 hours sleep so far today", "Turn the heating up" and "If conditions don't improve I am going to find a new human slave to own".

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Why are you feeding your father to your dog?
    He has no rolls of carpet left.

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Tonymustwearbriefs View Post
    My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

    Sausages, he said!
    Why are you feeding your father to your dog?

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  • Tonymustwearbriefs
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    My dog could talk if I took my old boy out of his mouth.

    Sausages, he said!

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  • Seahorse17
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    Sausages.

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  • BR14
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    If your dog could talk....


    it'd be really weird.
    i don't have a dog.
    but they usually say 'ARFUR! ARFUR! or something like that

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ... what would it say to you?

    Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

    I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....
    I reckon his dog 'Please stop it, I don't want to play with those Balls!'

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  • greenlake
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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    ... what would it say to you?

    Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

    I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop moderating" the stress is too much for us both.....

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Good job those corgi's can't talk - they'd be fecking billionaires with what they've seen.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic If your dog could talk....

    If your dog could talk....

    ... what would it say to you?

    Pet translator could be available in ten years time | Daily Mail Online

    I think WTFH's dog would probably say "please stop singing".....

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