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A fitbit for your manhood
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The time MF will ever see it is when he takes out of the box!'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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The Northern Tart will be banning it at her establishment...It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Surely someone out there is going to make an IoT version of this, and then a spotty bedroom script kiddy is going to make an awful lot of people think they've come into contact with a dose of the clap!Comment
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FLC got a FitBit for his birthday. So far he's winked 3.5 miles.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Just imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
Especially after some backdoor action.See You Next TuesdayComment
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WHSOriginally posted by Lance View PostJust imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
Especially after some backdoor action.
Bet it's not water proof.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used toOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?
I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke
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Must be tricky when you regularly play the part of both male and female as in your case.Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostI don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used to
It must get terribly confusing.
But, I guess that means that you have no chance of catching an STD as well, unless you have already got one
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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