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Must be tricky when you regularly play the part of both male and female as in your case.Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostI don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used to
It must get terribly confusing.
But, I guess that means that you have no chance of catching an STD as well, unless you have already got one
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I don't think you can catch anything from the sort of action you're used toOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?
I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke
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I wonder what it does when it comes into contact with an STD, change colour?It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
I don't know about any of you, but that could really put me off my stroke
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WHSOriginally posted by Lance View PostJust imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
Especially after some backdoor action.
Bet it's not water proof.
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Just imagine all the clanker stuck in that USB port.
Especially after some backdoor action.
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FLC got a FitBit for his birthday. So far he's winked 3.5 miles.
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Surely someone out there is going to make an IoT version of this, and then a spotty bedroom script kiddy is going to make an awful lot of people think they've come into contact with a dose of the clap!
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The Northern Tart will be banning it at her establishment...It will also help detect sexually transmitted diseases such as Chlamydia and Syphilis.
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The time MF will ever see it is when he takes out of the box!
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