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Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?

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    Who the f' pees in a swimming pool?

    And it's not just kids...
    19% of adults admitted to having urinated in a swimming pool at least once.
    And professional swimmers have confessed to being among the most regular offenders.

    scientific test finding up to 75 litres of urine in public pools

    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eals-the-truth
    Last edited by Paddy; 25 October 2017, 22:54.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
    Tags: brexit killing general
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    When you get to a certain age, it's just too much of a fecking effort to get out and find a vacant cubicle, and even if it wasn't, there's no guarantee I'd reach it in time...

    If the figure of 19% is to be believed, it means about 60% of the others are liars...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      nlady does that on demand, but only if you put a coin in her slot.

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        Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
        nlady does that on demand, but only if you put a coin in her slot.
        Those days are long gone, it's Euros only, and high value notes at that...allegedly...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          Those days are long gone, it's Euros only, and high value notes at that...allegedly...
          That's for her novelty work at weekends. Midweek, anything in the slot will do, even a round pound.

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            Originally posted by Mordac View Post
            When you get to a certain age, it's just too much of a fecking effort to get out and find a vacant cubicle, and even if it wasn't, there's no guarantee I'd reach it in time...

            If the figure of 19% is to be believed, it means about 60% of the others are liars...
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              I always pee in the pool, who can be asked to get out. Sometimes when I need a tulip Especially at the beginning of a swim I’ll get out to do it.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I always pee in the pool, who can be asked to get out. Sometimes when I need a tulip Especially at the beginning of a swim I’ll get out to do it.
                It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  It seems that it is the Brexiters who pee in pools
                  And poo

                  They like to swim around in their own sh!t it makes them feel British and independent

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                    A regular swimmer once said peeing in the pool is fine. Its people that don't wipe their arse properly that are the bigger issue.

                    Maybe needs some bottom inspectors?

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