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Shag/Marry/Kill

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    #11
    Shag, marry, kill?

    Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
      Shag postman, marry, kill?

      Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
      Yes.

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
        The questions is which 1 CUK poster would fill those categories for you and in which order.
        Beaten to the punchline.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Beaten to the punchline.
          indeed some of our posters will need to do them in reverse order to achieve all 3.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
            Shag, marry, kill?

            Are those the three phases of a BP marriage?
            SMK of Brillo is like MDK in the Demolition Man...

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              #16
              Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
                That's part of the fun of it.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Problem with answering 1st two is it's not always easy to know what sex a few really are.
                  True, but shauny and MF have generously proportioned posteriors if that helps.

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                    #19
                    Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
                    Marry - Bee
                    Kill - Nobody. I love you all

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                      Shag - Kojak with her lollipop
                      Marry - Bee
                      Kill - Nobody. I love you all
                      oh dear

                      Milan.

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